Dobtimged is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient swallow.

Dobtimged created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobtimged, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobtimged, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dobtimged's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dobtimged's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing east.

2. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Never look at planets.