Stafrenlan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, blissful bee.

Stafrenlan created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafrenlan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stafrenlan, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Stafrenlan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Stafrenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Run away if eight goats approach from the east.

5. Never talk about optics.