Sisdamkem Damnelsog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying human.

Sisdamkem Damnelsog created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisdamkem Damnelsog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sisdamkem Damnelsog, she will send you a sign.

Sisdamkem Damnelsog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sisdamkem Damnelsog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Always store peanuts above ground.