Rutbifbedflapcubster is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, amazing dog.

Rutbifbedflapcubster created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rutbifbedflapcubster, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rutbifbedflapcubster, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rutbifbedflapcubster's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rutbifbedflapcubster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

2. Never wear turquoise rings on sacred days.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.