Wangep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, effective hydra.

Wangep created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wangep, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wangep, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wangep's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five mice in one place.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wangep.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.