Pompibmet is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered donkey.

Pompibmet created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pompibmet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pompibmet, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pompibmet's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Pompibmet's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must pray to Pompibmet seven times a day.

3. Never mark doors with magenta.

4. Do not wear kilts marked with turquoise.

5. You must never eat aubergines.