Vadcidkip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever clam.

Vadcidkip created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadcidkip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vadcidkip, he will make you grow a tail.

Vadcidkip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vadcidkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare carrots during winter.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear red dresses on sacred days.

4. Never record names.

5. Shun those given to greed.