Fobbettig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, vain centaur.

Fobbettig created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbettig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobbettig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fobbettig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fobbettig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four copper sculptures of Fobbettig on top of important buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never chant near whales.