Dabontsas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent dryad.

Dabontsas created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabontsas, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dabontsas, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dabontsas' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dabontsas' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Retreat if six mice approach from the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never speak at dawn.