Bonjonpit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate zebra.

Bonjonpit created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonjonpit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bonjonpit, it will turn you into a rock.

Bonjonpit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bonjonpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Do not place lentils upon stone.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.