Mumxucloop is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair hamster.

Mumxucloop created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumxucloop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mumxucloop, it will destroy your home solar system.

Mumxucloop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mumxucloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mumxucloop.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near frogs while wearing violet scarves and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.