Belldumcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered capybara.

Belldumcuss created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Belldumcuss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Belldumcuss, she will turn you into a hamster.

Belldumcuss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Belldumcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing violet shoes and balancing three lead spheres on your legs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not record names concerning galaxies.