Tinyarlop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient coyote.

Tinyarlop created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Tinyarlop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tinyarlop, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tinyarlop's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tinyarlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Tinyarlop's priests.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Do not wear kilts marked with gray.