Stikmabsog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident rat.

Stikmabsog created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikmabsog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stikmabsog, he will manifest in front of you.

Stikmabsog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stikmabsog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikmabsog.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.