Xuccatquat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful swan.

Xuccatquat created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuccatquat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xuccatquat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Xuccatquat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Xuccatquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with red.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Always obey Xuccatquat's priests.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.