Tanpadarp is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witty rat.

Tanpadarp created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Tanpadarp, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tanpadarp, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tanpadarp's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tanpadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Hide from purple squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never gather five nematodes in one place.