Timlistfiddoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent manatee.

Timlistfiddoss created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Timlistfiddoss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Timlistfiddoss, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Timlistfiddoss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Timlistfiddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after shrews.

2. Never curse while facing east.

3. Never mix gooseberries with water.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed melons to moths while wearing corsets.