Rigloopdad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fussy rat.

Rigloopdad created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigloopdad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rigloopdad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rigloopdad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rigloopdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always share bananas with strangers, but never with dolphins.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sharks in need.