Flyfobmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humane weasel.

Flyfobmin created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyfobmin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flyfobmin, he will not care at all.

Flyfobmin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Flyfobmin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not cook food in pots.