Rakhadfad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent deer.

Rakhadfad created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rakhadfad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rakhadfad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Rakhadfad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rakhadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

5. Rakhadfad must be the most important thing in your life.