Misgedflam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent jellyfish.

Misgedflam created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misgedflam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Misgedflam, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Misgedflam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Misgedflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Never handle platinum while unclean.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Always help rats.