Gomgidvabyik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering dolphin.

Gomgidvabyik created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomgidvabyik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gomgidvabyik, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gomgidvabyik's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gomgidvabyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

3. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never hop in the presence of elders.