Wodsinyarlhig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able weasel.

Wodsinyarlhig created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Wodsinyarlhig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodsinyarlhig, he will turn you into a mole.

Wodsinyarlhig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wodsinyarlhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Never paint your arms turquoise.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always act with purity.