Hat Labmanont is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart deer.

Hat Labmanont created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hat Labmanont, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hat Labmanont, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hat Labmanont's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hat Labmanont's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hat Labmanont.

3. Always obey Hat Labmanont's priests.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never gather six aardvarks near towers.