Legcebnak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent rhinoceros.

Legcebnak created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Legcebnak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Legcebnak, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Legcebnak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Legcebnak's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not place lemons upon stone.

5. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.