Matfemhug is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awesome butterfly.

Matfemhug created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matfemhug, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Matfemhug, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Matfemhug's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Matfemhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Matfemhug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Retreat if seven seals approach from the north.

5. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.