Hotquartnut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless faun.

Hotquartnut created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotquartnut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hotquartnut, it will turn you into a rock.

Hotquartnut's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hotquartnut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Never wear purple shorts.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always help sick rats.