Cusscipfomdan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate wyvern.

Cusscipfomdan created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusscipfomdan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cusscipfomdan, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cusscipfomdan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cusscipfomdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near aardvarks while wearing brown hats and balancing five gold spheres on your neck.

3. Run away from black moths, for they are unholy.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cusscipfomdan.