Flabbogxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain warg.

Flabbogxuc created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabbogxuc, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flabbogxuc, she will not invite you to parties.

Flabbogxuc's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flabbogxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Always help cats.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Always obey Flabbogxuc's priests.