Fomcedhom is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, contented chicken.

Fomcedhom created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomcedhom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fomcedhom, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fomcedhom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fomcedhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Bats are not to be trusted.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Retreat if three ants approach from the south.