Zodyaknad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, able dolphin.

Zodyaknad created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Zodyaknad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zodyaknad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zodyaknad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Zodyaknad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.