Motbomflymob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful weasel.

Motbomflymob created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motbomflymob, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Motbomflymob, it will turn you into a worm.

Motbomflymob's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Motbomflymob's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midnight.

2. Worship no other gods but Motbomflymob.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Do not covet oxen.