Stafligdob is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, all-powerful wyrm.

Stafligdob created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafligdob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stafligdob, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Stafligdob's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Stafligdob's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stafligdob eight times a day.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with otters.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.