Gedzakjop is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical duck.

Gedzakjop created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedzakjop, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gedzakjop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gedzakjop's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gedzakjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.