Bedloopyok Tadwipquamdim Metcadcum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic guinea pig.

Bedloopyok Tadwipquamdim Metcadcum created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedloopyok Tadwipquamdim Metcadcum, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bedloopyok Tadwipquamdim Metcadcum, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bedloopyok Tadwipquamdim Metcadcum's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bedloopyok Tadwipquamdim Metcadcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat oranges on days of mourning.

3. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not make images of living things.