Fomquillgof is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented crane.

Fomquillgof created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomquillgof, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fomquillgof, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fomquillgof's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fomquillgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never run in the presence of rats.

4. Never leap in the presence of elders.

5. Never approach mountains carrying ash.