Gofbossgup is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident wolf.

Gofbossgup created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gofbossgup, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gofbossgup, he will torture you forever.

Gofbossgup's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gofbossgup's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never mix rice with oil.

4. Never remain standing at dawn.

5. Always act with purity.