Nulmutbog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage frog.

Nulmutbog created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulmutbog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nulmutbog, he will turn you into a duck.

Nulmutbog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nulmutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never sit near foxes.

3. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear boots marked with turquoise.