Nadkonsomflagcaprull is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent shark.

Nadkonsomflagcaprull created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadkonsomflagcaprull, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadkonsomflagcaprull, she will turn you into a worm.

Nadkonsomflagcaprull's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nadkonsomflagcaprull's Holy Commandments

1. Nadkonsomflagcaprull loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not name children after hamsters.