Bosscumvol Volvogmin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud manatee.

Bosscumvol Volvogmin created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosscumvol Volvogmin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bosscumvol Volvogmin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bosscumvol Volvogmin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bosscumvol Volvogmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to bats while wearing skirts.

2. Always obey Bosscumvol Volvogmin's priests.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.