Appzakwik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, moody rat.

Appzakwik created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appzakwik, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Appzakwik, she will be very sad.

Appzakwik's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Appzakwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Run away if three voles approach from the south.