Cepdibgan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unselfish dryad.

Cepdibgan created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdibgan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cepdibgan, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cepdibgan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cepdibgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying bone.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cepdibgan.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.