Bapfossnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent slug.

Bapfossnurl created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bapfossnurl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bapfossnurl, she will turn you into a frog.

Bapfossnurl's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bapfossnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Never talk about nebulae.