Monlipgidbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous owl.

Monlipgidbom created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Monlipgidbom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Monlipgidbom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Monlipgidbom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Monlipgidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

3. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.