Milspagbess is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humorless shrew.

Milspagbess created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Milspagbess, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Milspagbess, she will cry a lot.

Milspagbess' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Milspagbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your hands with blue markings.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not prepare aubergines while wearing boots.

5. Do not fashion tools from tin.