Missitlarp Farnsansablargdavwee is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful ferret.

Missitlarp Farnsansablargdavwee created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Missitlarp Farnsansablargdavwee, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Missitlarp Farnsansablargdavwee, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Missitlarp Farnsansablargdavwee's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Missitlarp Farnsansablargdavwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the east.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must love Missitlarp Farnsansablargdavwee.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.