Megsanhas is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fussy mongoose.

Megsanhas created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Megsanhas, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Megsanhas, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Megsanhas' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Megsanhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas on fasting days.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.