Bopdogyatlibfassog Hamtimlad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty octopus.

Bopdogyatlibfassog Hamtimlad created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopdogyatlibfassog Hamtimlad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bopdogyatlibfassog Hamtimlad, he will cry a lot.

Bopdogyatlibfassog Hamtimlad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bopdogyatlibfassog Hamtimlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bopdogyatlibfassog Hamtimlad.

5. Never feed grapes to aardvarks while wearing orange stockings.