Fotzodshavbud Legsissak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody chinchilla.

Fotzodshavbud Legsissak created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotzodshavbud Legsissak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fotzodshavbud Legsissak, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fotzodshavbud Legsissak's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fotzodshavbud Legsissak's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

2. Never skip in autumn.

3. Do not wear rings marked with blue.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.