Fembastgof is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, proud fox.

Fembastgof created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fembastgof, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fembastgof, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fembastgof's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fembastgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Fembastgof on top of important buildings.

4. You must pray to Fembastgof four times a day.

5. Do not listen to music.